How the Lion Got it's Mane.

By Lukas Boyd

1. It's owner put a electric collar on it.   

2. It swallowed dynamite and it got stuck in it's throat.

3. Someone grow-rayed it's neck.

4. It forgot to shave it's neck.

5. It always had it, just nobody noticed it until it got singed in the fire.

6. It was a clown and it couldn't take the neck frill off.

7. Someone smashed a guitar over it's head .

8. It went to a Rock Concert that was so loud it's hair stood on end.

9. A car fell on it's head and pushed it's head into it's neck.

10. It wanted a mohawk and it got fifty.