How Does A Turtle Get Dirt Off It's Shell?

by Lukas Boyd

1. It frightens itself , so it jumps out of it's shell.

2. Buys a Back Scratcher.

3. Tap Dancers on it's back.

4. Puts petrol in it's shell...and lights it.

5. Jumps in a Jet Engine.

6. Rapidly evolves into a Flying Fart and flies away.

7. Feather Duster.

8. Turtle soup.

9. Dog licks it.

10. Hops out of it's shell and Machine Fart guns it.

How the Lion Got it's Mane.

By Lukas Boyd

1. It's owner put a electric collar on it.   

2. It swallowed dynamite and it got stuck in it's throat.

3. Someone grow-rayed it's neck.

4. It forgot to shave it's neck.

5. It always had it, just nobody noticed it until it got singed in the fire.

6. It was a clown and it couldn't take the neck frill off.

7. Someone smashed a guitar over it's head .

8. It went to a Rock Concert that was so loud it's hair stood on end.

9. A car fell on it's head and pushed it's head into it's neck.

10. It wanted a mohawk and it got fifty.

 

Horses

By Lukas Boyd

When I'm an adult, I want to ride the whole of  New Zealand, on horseback. Preferably, my horse Beaux, but he might be too old then. I would like to ride bareback because it's more comfortable for me. To do that, I'd have to invent a saddle-less

Pack saddle for my things, or put everything on a Pack horse. It would be a lot of fun because I'd be with horses each day and I'd be in a new place too.

My Tent

 by Lukas Boyd 

My tent is green, yellow and white.It has two doors, a normal door and a white mosquito net door. 

There is a sky-light with a cover in the roof and the whole tent is the shape of a rounded triangle.

It's very easy to put up. All you have to do is make up two sticks, poke them through the loops, stick them into the holes and put the pegs in.

There are two stash pockets inside to put things in and the doors can be tied back to let the light in.

It's a good tent.

I like it a lot.