How the Elephant Got It's Trunk

It farted and blew it's nose up.

It used it as a sling-shot.

Baby sling.

It held it's breath for too long.

Somebody put a bike pump in it's mouth and pegged it's nose.

T.N.T up the nose.

It's nose was used as a hammock.

It got caught climbing a tree.

The Elephant hung from a tree for too long.

It trumpeted too hard.