Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Wacky Wabbits

When I was younger I had a Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd video. The other day Dad got the video player going, so I watched it and now I can copy Elmer by saying “Ureaka Gold at Wast”! Also, I can impersonate Daffy Duck and Porky Pig by singing ” My Mama Da toldme... thon(son) and We Were Sailing a LLLong on a LLLLight Day.

AND DAT'S THE END!

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Nah.... what's up Doc?

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Tomorrow is Todays Yesterday

Tomorrow is todays tomorrow and tomorrow is todays yesterday and because yesterdays are sometimes tomorrows we'll call them tomorrows shall we? And seeing today is yesterday, we'll call today tomorrow today and today yesterday. Discombobulated?

YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!


Aaannnddd seeing tomorrow never comes we'll call it yesterday!

Lego Star Wars

My LEGO STAR WARS sets include 2 BARC speeder sets (by accident) a AT-RT (All
Terrian Recon Transport) a mini X-WING Starfighter with a Luke Skywalker (a Star Wars character) minifigure and a mini Z-95 Headhunter. My AT-RT comes with a Sniper Droid, Commando Droid Captain, Yoda and a 501st Legion Clone Trooper. Also, my BARC speeder comes with four Clone Troopers, 2 orange 1 Scout Trooper and 1 green Clone Trooper.

( I got my Information from LEGO Star WARS

The Visaual Dictionary from D.K. and LEGO Club.)

If you want to know more go to www.LEGOclub.com

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

How the Elephant Got It's Trunk

It farted and blew it's nose up.
It used it as a sling-shot.
Baby sling.
It held it's breath for too long.
Somebody put a bike pump in it's mouth and pegged it's nose.
T.N.T up the nose.
It's nose was used as a hammock.
It got caught climbing a tree.
The Elephant hung from a tree for too long.

It trumpeted too hard.

How does an elephant get snot out of its nose!



Pick their nose with their nose
Blow their nose
Monkey up the trunky
Blow water out its nose
Put a snake up the trunk
Climb up a tree and nose dive
Line the inside of its nose with banana skins so the snot slides out
Sneeze...maybe on someone
Ants go marching up there
Fart and sniff – snot would catch fire

Add another brick to my wall!