How to discombobulate people

To be discombobulated you first have to be
confused, and to be confused you first have to be
discombobulated.
Confused? Good, now, let's
begin......

First, let's start with being confused.
As you may have noticed, being confused is the
same as being discombobulated.
To confuse someone, you have to act confusing.
For example, you are walking down the road ,
not very confusing is it?
Well, change that, you are walking down the
road singing “Here comes the Sun”,as it's
raining.
Why would you do that, I wonder?!
To confuse someone,that's why!

Now, let's talk about being discombobulated.
To discombobulate someone, you have to act
discombobulating.

For example, you are in the garden.
Not very discombobulating, is it?
Well, change that, you are in the garden and you
do a somersault, land on your hoe, the hoe hits
you in the head and you get up and start
gardening again.
Why on earth would you do that?!
To discombobulate someone, that's why!
That's all for today.

Join us next time for how to discombobulate
yourself.

Until then, happy discombobulating!