How to discombobulate people

To be discombobulated you first have to be
confused, and to be confused you first have to be
discombobulated.
Confused? Good, now, let's
begin......

First, let's start with being confused.
As you may have noticed, being confused is the
same as being discombobulated.
To confuse someone, you have to act confusing.
For example, you are walking down the road ,
not very confusing is it?
Well, change that, you are walking down the
road singing “Here comes the Sun”,as it's
raining.
Why would you do that, I wonder?!
To confuse someone,that's why!

Now, let's talk about being discombobulated.
To discombobulate someone, you have to act
discombobulating.

For example, you are in the garden.
Not very discombobulating, is it?
Well, change that, you are in the garden and you
do a somersault, land on your hoe, the hoe hits
you in the head and you get up and start
gardening again.
Why on earth would you do that?!
To discombobulate someone, that's why!
That's all for today.

Join us next time for how to discombobulate
yourself.

Until then, happy discombobulating!

What today is like v3!!!

Today, (Monday) is like the other,other day
(Friday) so if the other, other day was like
today then seeing the other, other day was
sunny then today must be sunny too.
The sky is blue.
And the reason I said that is because the
sky is blue and if the sky is blue then the
sky must be blue because it's blue.
If it was red, I would call it red because it
was red, but seeing it's blue I call it blue.
Sky blue, to be exact but let's get onto
another conversation, this is too confusing
for me!
Actually, this isn't legally a conversation
seeing you aren't saying anything!
This is a bit confusing,isn't it?
Let's Just Stop!
Join us next time for noodley nonsense.
See you next time!

What today is like v2.

Today is like yesterday except different.
Yesterday was like the other day and if
yesterday was like the other day, then
today is much different and if yesterday
was rainy, then today ( being different)
must be sunny.
Today is sunny today because today is
yesterday's tomorrow and todays are
usually different than tomorrows, in
anyhow.
That's what today is like.
Join us tomorrow to see what today is like.
See you then!

What today is like!

Today,(unlike yesterday),the rain is falling in a mist.

The wind has settled down today.

Yesterday, it was blowing like a jet engine!!

Yesterday, it was raining heavily.

Oops, the sun just came out!

I wonder how long that will last!?!

That's the weather conditions for yesterday and today.

I wonder what tomorrow will bring!?

Whatever it brings it might be like today, because today was like yesterday and if the pattern continues...tomorrow might be like today.

If you know what I mean!

What trees do!

Trees produce oxygen. We (humans), breath in Oxygen and breath out Carbon Dioxide.

Trees, on the other hand, do the opposite. They breath in Carbon Dioxide and breath out Oxygen.

If we DIDN' T have trees and plants, we wouldn't have any air. We'd breath it all up!

Also, trees are good fun to climb!

The fire

Today, we lit the fire for the first time this year. The reason is because it's very, very, very cold!

This morning, I went outside to put the cover on my horse with Dad and when I came back inside, my hands were colder than the tap-water! So that's why we lit the fire.