My old boots!

My old boots are covered in paint with wriggly, black laces threaded though the holes.They are made of leather and have very rotten soles, unkempt. Standing up straight with it`s partner. Steel toe caps with not a lot of grip. Very worn branding letters, almost worn away. The rubber on the soles are worn away and they smell like old leather. That is what my old boots are like.

My dog is a Twerp!

I think my dog is a twerp and here is why.Whenever you sit down he is there between your legs right away. He has been known to carry sticks two inches thick and two meters long and walk through gates with them!

Also, he licks sheep! What kind of dog would do that? A queer dog, that's what! And that's why I think my dog is a Twerp.